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• $30 for 52 Issues of "Us Weekly" ($67 Value)
  Like the Rubik’s cube, swing-dance-revival revivals, and the swimsuit portion of the presidential debates, celebrity news can provide hours of entertainment for average Americans. […]
• $39 for 10 Cardio Barre Classes at Cardio Barre Beverly Hills ($150 Value)
  Before dance was identified as an effective workout routine, it was believed to be useful only for stamping down dirt floors in barns and avoiding falling hail. Give new meaning to your feet’s lives with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get 10 cardio barre classes at Cardio Barre Beverly Hills (a $150 value). Cardio barre, a dance-exercise workout created by fo […]
• Dental Package or Teeth-Whitening Treatment at Smiles Northridge
  Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon to Smiles Northridge . Choose between two options: For $35, you get a dental-cleaning package (a $250 total value) […]
• Laser Hair Removal at Valley Aesthetics and Laser in Hacienda Heights. Four Options Available.
  Much like a kiwi, the human body needs to shed its furry outer layer to reveal the beautiful bikini-ready pulp within. Reveal inner beauty with today's Groupon to Valley Aesthetics and Laser in Hacienda Heights. Choose from the following options: For $77, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on an extra-small area (up to a $600 value). […]
• $54 for Two-Hour Dolphin Tour and Cocktail from Malibu Dolphin Tours ($109 Value)
  Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port , which means left, from starboard , which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with today’s Groupon: for $54, you get a two-hour dolphin tour and a cocktail (a $109 total value) from Malibu Dolphin Tours in Marina Del Ra […]